The Final Empire: Part Three |
Sep 14, 2023 |
Who needs a warmup when you've got a classic Brandon Sanderson finale! You miss 100% of the shots (at the Lord Ruler) you don't take so let's mix it up a little. We're handing out awards and assigning roles in this one; coach, MVP, and X-factor are already set, what did we miss? Next week we're reading To Shape a Dragons Breath by Moniquill Blackgoose. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Mistborn Brandon Sanderson |
The Final Empire: Part Two |
Sep 07, 2023 |
Luke kicks us off with a bike rant (11:45 to skip). Luke said it best, we are have finally gotten into the balls. Dan needs someone to connect these big dots for once. Listener, what is the best misting power and why is it iron or steel? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Mistborn Brandon Sanderson |
The Final Empire: Part One |
Aug 31, 2023 |
Dan loves Will Ferrell and wishes him well in all future endeavors (8:00 to skip). So glad our team has some spare time in their busy schedule to help overthrow an immortal emperor. Drinking heavy metals is normally bad for you, but spikes through the eyes is working for people in this story so who's to say. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Mistborn Brandon Sanderson |
Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part Three |
Feb 09, 2023 |
Luke must face a harsh truth about his sports fanhood (10:20 to skip). Folks, does it count as a war if the Sorceress never loses. We finally get to meet a dragon in the cosmere, and... not a great guy! Finally, we make a noble attempt at a grand spore theory and tbh I think we nailed it. Next week we're starting Last Argument of Kings by Joe Abercrombie! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Secret Project Brandon Sanderson |
Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part Two |
Feb 02, 2023 |
Luke needs more sports (10:45 to skip)! The boys get called out and it turns out Tress is a bit of a freak. Luke reveals himself to actually be a mask and Dan calls out these gull(hehe)ible pirates. What we using those crimson spores for? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Secret Project Brandon Sanderson |
Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part One |
Jan 26, 2023 |
Warm up today is gonna get you riled up if you're a big self-destruct button fan (12:00 to skip). Our big goal of this book is to come up with a grand scientific theory for spore reactivity and we're getting started with some classic mole fraction talk (you know you love it). Plus how willing to swap out eyeballs are you? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Secret Project Brandon Sanderson |
Rhythm of War: Part Four |
Mar 17, 2022 |
Good news, we finally get to have some dragon discourse in Stormlight, did we get the dragon checklist right? In a surprise move Dan is finally willing to give Shallan some slack on something. Hey, who is gonna be Odiums champion? It feels like there's an obvious choice... Next week we're taking a break followed by a patreon only mailbag episode in two weeks. Join the patreon (https://www.patreon.com/dcitabc) and send us questions if you don't want to wait 3 weeks for the next episode! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Rhythm of War: Part Three |
Mar 10, 2022 |
Luke gets us warmed up with an essential bathroom innovation (9:30 to skip). Brandon had a very big week last week, and we are all hyped. Can we also appreciate how insane the last decade has been on Roshar? Luke announces it is finally time to start expressing ourselves through dance instead of sword. Dan announces he is completely done with the Stormfather. Also please ignore the highstorm going on outside at one point in the recording. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Rhythm of War: Part Two |
Mar 03, 2022 |
We're coming back to our favorite punching bag (cause he won't punch back), Lirin how are ya! Make sure to be concise in your letters folks or Dan is coming after you, every sentence counts. We're sewing out pockets shut from here on out and cheering on our new horse radiants. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music! |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Rhythm of War: Part One |
Feb 24, 2022 |
The Patreon is up (https://www.patreon.com/dcitabc) be sure to check out those subscriber benefits! Dan also gives his report on the Big Bang Theory (13:15 to skip). You have GOT to read the novellas, folks. Dan is back on his theory game and Luke can finally get on board. This episode also introduces Crass Dan which we are all excited about. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Dawnshard |
Feb 17, 2022 |
We announce some podcast news and then warmup with a hot debate about everyone's favorite show The Big Bang Theory (16:15 to skip). Luke wants the sailors to unionize and Dan wants the Sleepless in charge. It wouldn't be an episode of Don't call it a book club without us theorizing about new sports and the sleepless have a banger. Reading the first quarter of Rhythm of War next week! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Oathbringer: Part Four |
Jan 20, 2022 |
No warmup on this one since in classic Sanderson fashion the ending of Oathbringer has a lot of ground to cover. After the big revelation, we of course discuss some human-Parshendi relations. Dan comes out swinging with some really well thought out theories, and Luke has some constructive criticism for Dalinar. Next week we are starting Academ's Fury by Jim Butcher, book 2 of the Codex Alera series! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Oathbringer: Part Three |
Jan 13, 2022 |
Dan wants to learn a little "real life lore" while reading (10:55 to skip). Luke no longer stans Shallan and Dan wants to hear some details about damage and hit points. Some important discussion about who lives in Shadesmar and Dan introduces another powerful theory about Dalinar. Finishing up the book next week! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Oathbringer: Part Two |
Jan 06, 2022 |
Nothing personal but I don't want to share food with you and I have something to say about it (8:05 to skip). Now that Jasnah is back she takes a spot in the hot seat. She's a little too ready to attack our parshmen friends! Dan has some words for the heralds, and we come up with some good alternative strategies. Plus don't sleep on the new theories we bring out in this one! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Oathbringer: Part One |
Dec 30, 2021 |
Apologies, but we have to talk about Lebron (8:15 to skip). Luke decides to start us off by pissing off thousands of readers everywhere and Dan goes after a world religion so a contentious start. Luke also proposes a revision to our understanding of toughness that is so needed right now. Finally, everybody get ready for the giant spaceship portion of Stormlight because it is for sure coming. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Edgedancer |
Dec 23, 2021 |
We're starting with a warm-up that really gets Dan upset (7:20 to skip). So many details that we've got to figure out about our new settings. How do these communal ovens work? Are we really letting people watch the Prime all the time? While we've got you here make sure to weigh in on what makes the best ShardFork! Start Oathbringer for next week! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Brandon Sanderson Edgedancer |
Words of Radiance: Part Four |
Dec 16, 2021 |
Dan comes out swinging at these so called "geniuses". Luke is hesitant to give Dan props for called shots but we all know Dan is basically the book Nostradamus. We also should take a minute and just imagine the hype that has built up on this battlefield. Luke needs to know who has the coolest backstory, quick! Finally, what kinds of weapons are we requesting for our new magic weapons? We are continuing within the Stormlight Archive and reading Edgedancer next week! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Words of Radiance: Part Three |
Dec 09, 2021 |
We're getting warmed up with our first e-bike news segment, many more to come (7:30 to skip). Everybody share their experiences of the first time they read the arena fight scene, we've got some fun ones. Dan's got a big new theory about why the spren are bad and we try to remember why the desolations kept coming. Please remind us! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Words of Radiance: Part Two |
Dec 02, 2021 |
Dan gets warmed up with a crisis and Luke talks him down (10:57 to skip). The boys talk theories of justice and we get a good analysis of the parallels between Kaladin and Shallan. Hold up, is this actually an insightful book discussion? Nah, now they are talking about spit balls so don't worry about it. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Words of Radiance: Part One |
Nov 25, 2021 |
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! We're getting warmed up with some holiday talk (8:40 to skip) and then talking the first quarter of Words of Radiance. Some good Bridge 4 tattoo discussion in this one, let us know if you agree with us or not! Plus who are you taking, Pattern or Syl? There's no wrong answer! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
The Way of Kings: Part Four |
Jan 14, 2021 |
Looks like Dan's plan for sneaking spheres is out, but never give up folks. Research funding must be way down in Alethi society right now because we don't know anything about these Parshendi and it's wild! Also Dan finally convinces Luke not to wear frillies on the plains. Brandon never disappoints with finales so stick around for the highlight reel. Next week we are starting The True Bastards by Jonathan French! This is book two of the series so go read the Grey Bastards if you haven't already. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
The Way of Kings: Part Three |
Jan 07, 2021 |
Luke hits us with a blast from the past (6:20 to skip). Dan suggests a silver lining to chasm duty and Luke is *emotional*. We also find out why Luke isn't a regular blood donor or a member of the Heralds. Also, Dan actually provides some real life knowledge in this episode. Finally, the best laid plans of mice and men...really need some work apparently. You know what, maybe they weren't the best laid plans. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
The Way of Kings: Part Two |
Dec 31, 2020 |
To get us warmed up Dan wants to reframe our generational nerd terminology (skip to 7:30 for book discussion). Bring Luke some frilly laces to throw on under his jacket, it honestly looks great and Dalinar needs to refine his arguments a little. Dan is sick and tired of us exploiting our limited natural resources. Sustainable living y'all. Also what's your SPM? Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
The Way of Kings: Part One |
Dec 24, 2020 |
Of course Luke and Dan are gonna talk about the limitations of having a safehand and the power of these eyebrows. Luke points out which spren would be the most embarrassing to see and Dan postulates about what to transform this rock into. Finally, this family doesn't need money they need therapy ASAP. Happy Holidays! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
The Stormlight Archive Brandon Sanderson |
Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell |
Dec 12, 2019 |
Wow, who knew we could find a new nugget of Harry Potter to open with (go to 9:00 to skip this intro). First, let's talk head shapes on Threnody cause Brandon tries to sneak a wild one by us. Business advice for Silence, theories on undiscovered rules, we've got it all. Tell us your thoughts on what rules haven't been widely discovered yet by tweeting us @DCitaBC with #NewShadeRules. Start on The Shadow King by Alec Hutson for next week! Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Brandon Sanderson Shadows For Silence |
Warbreaker: Part Three |
Apr 18, 2019 |
Dan kicks this episode off by bringing up Game of Thrones yet again, in spite of his earlier pledge to stop talking about it (5:04). As we wrap up the book Dan decides to ruin the idea of Kalad's Phantoms for all of us, but also acknowledges how horrible his theory from Part Two was. If Luke's feminist rant last week wasn't enough for you, we're here for another (slightly more serious) round in this episode. And stick around to see how Luke manages to make yet another Chopped reference. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Warbreaker Brandon Sanderson |
Warbreaker: Part Two |
Apr 11, 2019 |
Luke is lookin fresh and no man is gonna stop him (07:30). Your favorite fantasy fellows propose several crucial innovations for T'Telir. Dan, known to some as fantasy Sherlock, pieces together a brilliant prediction about the Returned. Also, if you thought we were done talking about what the Returned would eat you must be on your second episode ever. Welcome. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Warbreaker Fantasy Brandon Sanderson |
Warbreaker: Part One |
Apr 04, 2019 |
Dan kicks us off by attempting to alienate our listeners with a hot take about superhero movies (8:30), feel free to tell us how you feel about his awful opinion. This episode was a wild one and covers the first 20 chapters of Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson. There are a lot of chances for audience participation so tweet at us with your best flower related recipes with #YummyFlowers and your best mundane jobs for the Returned with #ReturnedZipRecruiter. Oh and we also have a strong debate over which city in Warbreaker is the best to live in. Listeners, please inform Dan that T'Telir is obviously better. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Warbreaker Brandon Sanderson |
The Emperor's Soul |
Sep 27, 2018 |
Dan complains about the lack of alien representation in Star Wars, then we discuss Brandon Sanderson's novella The Emperor's Soul. We have a spirited debate over the ethics of master painters and break ground on the invention of toilets. Special thanks to VOLO for the intro and outro music. |
Elantris Fantasy Brandon Sanderson The Emperor's Soul |
Elantris Part Two: Chapter 57 - End |
Aug 23, 2018 |
Elantris part 2 - we discuss the last section of Elantris from chapter 57 onward. Dan brings up a new theory, and Luke complains about hardcover books. Thanks to VOLO for the use of Mystic as our intro and outro music. |
Elantris Fantasy Brandon Sanderson |
Elantris Part One: Chapters 1 - 56 |
Aug 16, 2018 |
Welcome to Don't Call it a Book Club! In our first episode Luke makes a hot take about Game of Thrones and we break down the first 56 chapters of Elantris by Brandon Sanderson. Topics include Elantrian fight clubs, the magic system of Elantris, and several rants by Dan. Thanks to VOLO for the use of Mystic as our intro and outro music. |
Elantris Fantasy Brandon Sanderson |