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Red Rising: Part Two

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Coming out of the gates swingin on this one with a very specific rant about hummus (if you couldn’t care less about hummus skip to 9:50). If you made fun […]

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Red Rising: Part One

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Daniel gets worked up about how much everyone is talking about a certain wellness brand that will not be named (take Dan’s advice, lets just all agree to not talk […]

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The Raveling: Alec Hutson Interview

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In a surprise twist, Alec comes back on the pod to talk our thoughts on The Raveling, grape seeds, and what is next in the Hutson universe. Don’t miss Alec […]

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The Shadow King: Part Three

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In this final episode of The Raveling series Luke and Dan talk giant doors and Cho Lin gets a reality check. If anyone knows why smells are less smelly when […]

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The Shadow King: Part Two

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Apologies to Senacus for anything mean ever said about you. We take it back you are just the sweetest. We’re also taking back anything positive said about our immortal squad, […]

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The Shadow King: Part One

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Luke gives out a free e-reader innovation: quick map access. We love a good map (skip to 4:16 if you couldn’t care less about maps). First things first, if you […]

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Shadows for Silence in the Forests of Hell

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Wow, who knew we could find a new nugget of Harry Potter to open with (go to 9:00 to skip this intro). First, let’s talk head shapes on Threnody cause […]

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The Silver Sorceress: Part Three

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Having a dope home library: great. Having a dope home library without knowing how to read: not great. And why are we still ok with the same ol’ scrying basin. […]

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The Silver Sorceress: Part Two

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Gobble gobble, Dan complains about characters not getting minor illnesses (feel free to skip to the book discussion 8:14). We need one of these immortal sorcerers to come on the […]

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The Silver Sorceress: Part One

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Buckle up for a conspiracy theory heavy episode, this one gets a little wild. The technological wonders of umbrellas are discussed, and we even lay out our plan for a […]