Podcast: Don't call it a book club.

Last Argument of Kings: Part Three

Dan jumps into a warmup (10:20 to skip). The boys get called out for their love of maps and Severard gets called out for not keeping a diary. How long […]
Last Argument of Kings: Part Two

Luke drinks whiskey at a bachelor party and wants to talk about it (12:00 to skip). The Bloody Nine is finally starting to scare us (but we still love him […]
Last Argument of Kings: Part One

The boys get back to holiday talk to warm up (12:46 to skip). Jezel is officially the king of idiots. The Northmen clearly need to start playing Dungeons and Dragons […]
Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part Three

Luke must face a harsh truth about his sports fanhood (10:20 to skip). Folks, does it count as a war if the Sorceress never loses. We finally get to meet […]
Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part Two

Luke needs more sports (10:45 to skip)! The boys get called out and it turns out Tress is a bit of a freak. Luke reveals himself to actually be a […]
Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part One

Warm up today is gonna get you riled up if you’re a big self-destruct button fan (12:00 to skip). Our big goal of this book is to come up with […]
Red Seas Under Red Skies: Part Three

Something fishy is going on in the Parlor Passage. Also Luke and Dan still don’t get the plan. Me thinks someone needs to give these pirates some pointers. Teach em […]
Red Seas Under Red Skies: Part Two

We know you’ve all wanted a fortune cookie warmup so here you go (8:20 to skip). You may think we are too critical of the pirate plan in this book, […]
Red Seas Under Red Skies: Part One

Dan starts with a hype moment and Luke calls out Locke’s magic skills. Break out your IRL GameSharks because we have found a cheat code. Also, get yourself that government […]
Holiday Gift + Fantasy TV

As promised Dan gives us an introduction to his favorite Christmas Tree scent brand (Amazon link). We’re a little late, but finally giving our thoughts on the big TV shows […]