Podcast: Don't call it a book club.

Nona the Ninth: Part One

Luke is starting a grassroots movement dedicated to improving restaurant nachos (9:32 to skip). Leave it to your astute hosts to clear up any confusion or questions about Nona the […]
Harrow the Ninth: Part Two

You have a mission this week: get destroyed over-the-board by a child (10:10 to skip). Your hosts are legally obligated to summarize what happened in this book because they are […]
Harrow the Ninth: Part One

Stick around for the extra long warmup today and tell us your rules and regulations for socializing (18:35 to skip). Literally what is going on in this book folks, help […]
Gideon the Ninth: Part Two

Dan has a very shady fun fact about body parts to get us warmed up (7:00 to skip). Ya boys come up with their ideal secret-telling liquid and pick a […]
Gideon the Ninth: Part One

Dan and Luke start this episode talking about how Spiderman should be way more concerned with wage theft (8:45 to skip). In this episode we tell you when you should […]
A Storm of Swords: Part Four

It’s the end of the Summer of Swords and we’ve got to commemorate it… Should we get a sword? Also time for initial thoughts on the new LOTR show (12:30 […]
A Storm of Swords: Part Three

Luke and Dan come out hot with a borderline problematic ageist rant. Dan wants to if it is possible for the bar of most evil to go any lower and […]
A Storm of Swords: Part Two

Dan betrays our childhood with a very hot take on Star Wars (7:50 to skip). Deep dive into weddings in this one; we’re talking payment plans, logistics, and Tyrion’s feelings. […]
A Storm of Swords: Part One

Dan holds firm in his refusal to watch any Game of Thrones content. Meanwhile Luke can’t help but get hyped (9:41 to skip). This episode starts with a repeat of […]
The Dragonbone Chair: Part Three

You know we are getting Eragon TV series warmed up (12:13 to skip). Simon’s evil twin is revealed! Dr. Dan introduces a theory that is basically a cognitohazard at 42:10 […]