Podcast: Don't call it a book club.

• Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part Three

  Luke must face a harsh truth about his sports fanhood (10:20 to skip). Folks, does it count as a war if the Sorceress never loses. We finally get to meet […]

• Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part Two

  Luke needs more sports (10:45 to skip)! The boys get called out and it turns out Tress is a bit of a freak. Luke reveals himself to actually be a […]

• Tress of the Emerald Sea: Part One

  Warm up today is gonna get you riled up if you’re a big self-destruct button fan (12:00 to skip). Our big goal of this book is to come up with […]

• Red Seas Under Red Skies: Part Three

  Something fishy is going on in the Parlor Passage. Also Luke and Dan still don’t get the plan. Me thinks someone needs to give these pirates some pointers. Teach em […]

• Red Seas Under Red Skies: Part Two

  We know you’ve all wanted a fortune cookie warmup so here you go (8:20 to skip). You may think we are too critical of the pirate plan in this book, […]

• Red Seas Under Red Skies: Part One

  Dan starts with a hype moment and Luke calls out Locke’s magic skills. Break out your IRL GameSharks because we have found a cheat code. Also, get yourself that government […]

• Holiday Gift + Fantasy TV

  As promised Dan gives us an introduction to his favorite Christmas Tree scent brand (Amazon link). We’re a little late, but finally giving our thoughts on the big TV shows […]

• The Rook: Part Three

  Artificial Christmas tree discussion ahead (10:30 to skip). Luke points out that the Cheque can’t be the only one out there and Dan is back on his bouncy house grind. […]

• The Rook: Part Two

  Warming up today with our classic love and appreciation of capitalism and how great toys are (10:35 to skip). From their SOPs to their personnel notes this organization has a […]

• The Rook: Part One

  Dan regales us with a tale of woe (14:39 to skip). Off rip, where are you staying? You getting room service? What’s the minibar situation? Luke unveils his two cereal […]